The Gamekeeper

The price of freedom is eternal vigilance

Was Jesus Black, Jewish, Italian, Californian, American Indian, Irish, or a Woman?

As seen on Guy Kawasaki’s HolyKaw blog on Posterous.

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn’t get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father’s business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t  get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

2009/04/11 - Posted by | Fun, Religion | , , , , , , ,

2 Comments

  1. There is also evidence that Jesus was Jewish.

    1. He went to business with his father, Joseph;
    2. He lived at home until he was 33;
    3. His mother though he was God;
    4. He believed his mother was a virgin.

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    Comment by cantueso | 2011/08/09

  2. There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Czech:
    1) He never answer his meaning about occupation of his homeland, to the provocateurs
    2) He was not prophet at home, his importance was found abroad
    3) He prefered to do right thing, rather than to keep regulations

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    Comment by Martin Pytr | 2011/05/13


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